• Me:  will you sign this?
• Them:  sure
• Them:  wait, what is that?
• Me:  a marriage certificate
• Them:  but.. I..
• Me:  TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT

learntodrownbeforeyoulearntoswim:

proseandkhans:

khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

It’s all true, it’s all oh so very true.

this is me.

jordanorsomething:

CRYING