- Me: will you sign this?
- Them: sure
- Them: wait, what is that?
- Me: a marriage certificate
- Them: but.. I..
- Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
learntodrownbeforeyoulearntoswim:
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Puberty: American Dad style
You have no idea how long I was waiting for this
It’s all true, it’s all oh so very true.
this is me.




